By: Dave Boulton
Well you think that Sherlock Holmes is a local block of flats
And that circumnavigation is what they do to cats
You think that crazy paving’s only done by Psychopaths
But if you had a brain you’d be dangerous
Chorus
Yes, if you had a brain you’d be dangerous
if you had a brain you’d be dangerous
I’d tell you to your face you’re a total waste of space
But if you had a brain you’d be dangerous
Now you think that Mott and Bailey were solicitors of old
That a gargoyle is a mouthwash for a Medieval cold
You think a flying buttress is an all in wrestling hold
But if you had a brain you’d be dangerous
You think to dip your headlights you’d need a lot of water
You think that a vendetta is a type of motor scorta
And told me Joan of Arc was Noah’s eldest daughter
But if you had a brain you’d be dangerous
You think of human bondage is a book packed full of vice
That a condominium’s a contraceptive type device
And you think a sixty-nine is battered prawns with egg fried