Words By Dave Boulton May 09
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We’ve always had our poultices our potions and our pills
To rectify our maladies infirmities and ills
Take no more cures or hurts endure be you halt or lame or barmy
You’ll be right as rain and free from pain with a great big sausage sarnie
Refrain
A great big sausage sarnie a great big sausage sarnie
You’ll be right as rain and free from pain with a great big sausage sarnie
Some swear that oats and bran will keep you regular and right
And some says lettuce is the stuff to help you sleep at night
Some state that camomile will keep you thinking cool and calmly
But we’ll quell your qualms and false alarms with a great big sausage sarnie
Refrain
A great big sausage sarnie a great big sausage sarnie
But we’ll quell your qualms and false alarms with a great big sausage sarnie
As men get old their potency and prowess tends to wane
And some use aphrodisiacs to put it back again
Mussels Clams and oysters all stewed up with bouquet garni
That’s a load of molluscs all they need’s a great big sausage sarnie
Refrain
A great big sausage sarnie a great big sausage sarnie
That’s a load all molluscs all they need’s a great big sausage sarnie
The ravages of colds and flu are ills we all endure
And its linctuses and tinctures we imbibe by way of cure
But the healing power of such concoctions is a load of blarney
You’ll be free from phlegm and well again with a great big sausage sarnie
Refrain
A great big sausage sarnie a great big sausage sarnie
You’ll be free from phlegm and well again with a great big sausage sarnie
Some ladies try to stem the sands of time but age they must
And to that end they rub stuff on their faces and their bust
Inject themselves with botox – get a penchant for gold lame
They miss the truth the fount of youth is a great big sausage sarnie
Refrain
A great big sausage sarnie a great big sausage sarnie
They miss the truth the fount of youth is a great big sausage sarnie
Now the Vegans and the Freegans and the Veggies say you’re wrong
That its turnip tops and cabbages will make us big and strong
Don’t let their jokes and jibes provoke to a row or barney
Just stand you’re ground with your gob wrapped round a great big sausage sarnie
Refrain
A great big sausage sarnie a great big sausage sarnie
Just stand you’re ground with your gob wrapped round a great big sausage sarnie